Bethany Roberts- More of My Cat's Favorite Cat Jokes and Riddles
HA! HA! HA! I like jokes!
MORE CAT RIDDLES and JOKES!
Cat Riddle from Mother Goose:
As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives, Each wife had seven sacks. Each sack had seven cats. Each cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? (Answer on bottom of page)
RIDDLES, RIDDLES, RIDDLES:
Why do people love cats? Because they are purrrrr-fect!
What happened when the cat ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens!
How does a cat sing scales? Do-ri-me-ow!
What do cats like best on a hot day? Mice cream!
What do you call a cat that digs in the sand? Sandy claws! (Santa Claus)
What do you call a cat that sucks on lemons? A sour puss!
What does a sour puss eat? Crab meat!
What happens when two cats want the same dish of food? They get into a phsssssst fight!
What kind of cats purrs the best? Purrrrr-sians!
What do you say to your cat when you go out? Have a mice day!
How do you know when your cat has been using your computer? When your mouse has teeth marks on it!
What do baby cats wear? Dia-purrs!
What has more lives than a cat? A frogs- it croaks all the time!
How do you spell cat backwards? C-A-T-B-A-C-K-W-A-R-D-S!
Two cats on a wall: First Cat: MEOW! Second Cat: WOOF! First Cat: WOOF? What kind of greeting is that? Second Cat: I'm learning a foreign language!
AND ONE MORE CAT JOKE...
Knock, knock! Who's there? Detail. Detail who? Detail of the cat is on the end!
answer to How many were going to St. Ives: one (only me- I met them on the way)