Bethany Roberts- My Cat's Favorite Jokes and Riddles

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HA! HA! HA!  I like jokes!

SHASTA'S FAVORITE CAT and DOG
RIDDLES and JOKES!

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RIDDLES, RIDDLES, RIDDLES!

What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple!

Who helped Cinderella's cat go to the ball?
Her furry godmother!

How does a cat count?
One, mew, three!

What newspapers do cats read?
The Daily Mews!

What drinks milk, meows, and has eight legs?
An octo-puss!

What is a cat's favorite party game?
Mews-ical chairs!

What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?
That's the end of me!

VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE RIDDLES!  
Which riddles did you think were the funniest?  Vote here!

Bethany Roberts's Cat Riddles Poll
What is your favorite riddle? (Choose one)
What is a cat's favorite color?
Who helped Cinderella's cat go to the ball?
How does a cat count?
What newspapers do cats read?
What drinks milk, meows, and has eight legs?
What's a cat's favorite party game?
What did the mouse say when the cat bit his tail?

Current results

This is me, Shasta, when I'm hungry!

Shasta's Favorite Words:
CAT erpillar
CAT cher
CAT sup

CAT erpillar

CAT nap

 Shasta's MOST Favorite Word: CAT nap!

DOG JOKES and RIDDLES!
Shasta thinks dogs are just silly.  Here are his favorite silly dog jokes:

What goes tick, tick, woof, woof?
A watch dog!

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?
Put your ear to the tree and listen for the bark!

How can you tell if you have a stupid dog?
It chases parked cars!

What happens if it rains cats and dogs?
You step into a poodle!

Shasta says:  "A joke a day keeps the doctor away!"

WANT MORE CAT JOKES AND RIDDLES?
Click here for more jokes, riddles, and laughs!  -Hee, hee, hee!

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Hey, thanks for hanging around!   Bye-bye and MEOW!

 

           
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