Bethany Roberts- 
More of My Cat's Favorite Cat Jokes and Riddles

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HA!  HA!  HA!  I like jokes!

AND MORE CAT RIDDLES and JOKES!

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RIDDLES, RIDDLES, RIDDLES:    
Q. What's a cat's favorite dessert?
A. Chocolate mouse!

Q. What does a cat call a bowlful of mice?
A. A purrr-fect meal!

JOKES, JOKES, JOKES:
5 cats were on a fence;
one jumped off.
How many were left?
None!  They were all copycats!

In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
When it's raining cats and dogs!

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!

In which month do cats meow the least?
February- it's the shortest month.

          

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