Bethany Roberts-
More of My Cat's Favorite Cat Jokes and Riddles

HA! HA! HA! I like jokes!
AND MORE CAT RIDDLES and JOKES!
RIDDLES, RIDDLES, RIDDLES:
Q. What's a cat's favorite dessert?
A. Chocolate mouse!
Q. What does a cat call a bowlful of mice?
A. A purrr-fect meal!
JOKES, JOKES, JOKES:
5 cats were on a fence;
one jumped off.
How many were left?
None! They were all copycats!
In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
When it's raining cats and dogs!
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs!
In which month do cats meow the least?
February- it's the shortest month.
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