| Bethany Roberts' Valentine Fun for Kids
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| Q. What did the boy light bulb say to the girl light bulb on Valentine's Day? A. I wuv you watts and watts! |
| Q. What did the boy bear say to the girl bear on Valentine's Day? A. I wuv you beary much!  |
| Q. What do you call a very small valentine? A. A valentiny! |
| Q. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day? A. Cauliflowers! |
| Q. What did the boy bee say to the girl bee on Valentine's Day? A. You are bee- utiful! Will you bee mine? Q. What did the girl bee say to the boy bee on Valentine's Day? A. I love beeing with you, Honey!
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| Q. What did the boy whale say to the girl whale on Valentine's Day? A. Whale you be mine? |
| Q. What did the buck say to the doe on Valentine's Day? A. You're a dear! (Deer)  |
| Q. What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine's Day? A. Owl be yours! |
| Q. What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus on Valentine's Day? A. I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand! |
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| Q. What did the boy drum say to the girl drum on Valentine's Day? A. My heart beats for you! |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! |
