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Bethany Roberts' Easter Fun For Kids: 
 

MORE EASTER JOKES 
AND RIDDLES

Q.  What did the kangaroo say on Easter morning?
A.  Hoppy Easter!

Q.  What kind of beans never grow in a garden?
A.  Jelly beans!

Q.  How does Easter end?
A.   With the letter r!

Q.  How do rabbits say good-bye to carrots?
A.  It's been nice gnawing you!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for the eyes?
A.  Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?


Q.  What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rabbit?
A.  An elephant that never forgets to eat his carrots!

Q.  Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long?
A.   Because then it would be a foot!

Q.  What do rabbits get when it rains?
A.   Wet!

Q.  How does the Easter bunny stay in shape?
A.  Lots of eggs-ercise!

Q.  What do you call bunnies that march in long, sweltering Easter parades?
A.  Hot cross bunnies!

Q.  How did the Easter bunny rate the Easter parade?
A.  He said it was egg-cellent!

Q. What did the Easter chick say when it hatched out of the shell?
A.  What an egg-sperience!

Q.  What side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A.   The outside!

Q.  What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A.   Bugs Bunny!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Esther.
Esther who?
Esther Bunny!

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?

Q. How does the Easter bunny travel?
A.  By hareplane!

Q.  What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
A.  They lived hoppily ever after!

HAPPY EASTER TO YOU 
FROM THE EASTER COW!

 
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