Bethany Roberts' Fun For Kids:
EASTER JOKES AND RIDDLES
|Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?|
A. He was having a bad hare day!
Q. How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
Q. What kind of books do rabbits like?
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?
|Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?|
A. It might crack up!
|Q. Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?|
A. Because the powder puff is on the other end!
Q. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
Q. How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
Q. What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
|Q. What did one colored egg say to the other?|
A. "Heard any good yolks lately?"
|Q. What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?|
A. The Easter Bunana!
|Q. How do you catch the Easter Bunny?|
A. Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!
Q. How do you make a rabbit stew?
Q. How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
|Q. A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?|
A. The baby chick was a little cheeper! (cheaper)
|Q. Why did the Easter egg hide?|
A. He was a little chicken!
|Q. What's a rabbit's favorite dance?|
A. The bunny hop!
|Q. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?|
A. A funny bunny!
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