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EASTER JOKES AND RIDDLES

Q. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A.  He was having a bad hare day!

Q.  How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?
A.  With a hare-brush!

Q.  What kind of books do rabbits like?
A.   Ones with hoppy endings!

Q.  What do you call a dumb bunny?
A.   A hare-brain!

Q. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a good joke?
A.  It might crack up!

Q.  Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose?
A.  Because the powder puff is on the other end!

Q.  How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself?
A.  With a hare dryer!

Q.  How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?
A.   With hare spray!

Q.  What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A.   They went on a bunnymoon!

Q.  What did one colored egg say to the other?
A.  "Heard any good yolks lately?"

Q.  What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
A.  The Easter Bunana!
Q.  How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A.  Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!

Q.  How do you make a rabbit stew?
A.   Make it wait for 3 hours!

Q.  How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
A.  Only one- after that, it's not empty!

Q.  A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why?
A.  The baby chick was a little cheeper! (cheaper)

Q.  Why did the Easter egg hide?
A.  He was a little chicken!
Q.  What's a rabbit's favorite dance?
A.  The bunny hop!
Q.  What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes?
A.   A funny bunny!
 

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