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Birthday Fun for Kids

     birthday jokes and riddles for kids
Birthday Jokes and Riddles

Q. What was the average age of a cave man?
A. Stone Age!

Q. What goes up and never comes down?
A. Your age!

Q. What do you always get on your birthday?
A.  Another year older!

birthday candle

Q. Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A. No, they both burn shorter!
Q. What did one candle say to the other?
A.  Don't birthdays burn you up?
Q. Why do we put candles on top of a cake?
A.  It's too hard to put them on the bottom!

birthday cake

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time don't eat the candles."
Who's there?
Abby who?
Abby Birthday to you!

happy birthday

Q. What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A.  Happy Birthday to Moo!
Q. What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A.  Happy birthday to mew!
Q.  What do you give a 900 pound gorilla for his birthday?
A.  I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!


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