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| Q. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day? A. I'm stuck on you! |
| Q. What did the boy snake say to the girl snake on Valentine's Day? A. Give me a hug and a hiss, honey! |
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| Q. What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? A. I love ewe! |
| Q. What did the girl sheep say to the boy sheep on Valentine's Day? A. You're not so baaaaaa-d yourself! |
| Q. What did the farmer give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. Hogs and kisses! |
| Q. What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? A. Ughs and kisses! |
| Q. What two words have a thousand letters in them? A. Post Office! |
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| Q. Why did the boy jump up and down on his valentine card? A. He heard he had to stamp letters! |
| Q. What do you call it when everybody goes to the post office at the same time? A. A stamp-ede! |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you! |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Luke, I got a Valentine! |
| Knock, knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss! |
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